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Redemptions are open to gauge demand for the physical Goblintown drivers licenses. Redemptions are not reversible and all redeemed products will be fulfilled, but production of cards will begin after redemptions open for a few weeks. The physical license is free, the shipping is on the redeemer to pay. We will share the timeline of the fulfillment as soon as we know it. Please be patient. In Goblintown, driving isn’t just chaos—it’s a lifestyle. To join the ride, you’ll need an official goblintown Driver’s License. Want to cruise twisted alleys and launch off goblin-engineered ramps? This is how. All licenses are printed collectibles, made to look just barely legitimate. Six different characters are available—goblins, grumpls, an ogre, and even Lord Buttbat. No two are alike. Each license features a portrait, home address, and physical stats. These are real-ish ID's that you can put in your wallet! Actually useful at Goblintown “real life” events for unlocking perks and proving your gob-status. Perfect for cosplay, showing off, or confusing security. Rarities vary, so you might find yourself hunting for the whole set. Accreditation from the Goblintown Department of Motorvehicles is... pending. Not valid ID, obviously—but come on. Keep it with you anyway. Just in case. It’s ridiculous, but it’s real. This isn’t just a goof. Show up with your license and see what happens. Remember: goblintown rewards chaos, but also commitment. Every license is proof you’re part of the mess. A limited drop. A collector’s item. A community passport. Let’s be honest—you kinda want one.